Harry Potter for lunch.
Butterscotch fudge for afternoon snack.
Mary Kay for dinner. and dessert.
Cereal for survival.
And more cherry pie, for good measure.
Guys, today I took it a step too far, well not too far, but farther-- I painted my fingernails Gryffindor scarlet, with yellow lightning bolts and the Gryffindor Lion adorning the thumb.
I'm awesome, right? Yeah, that was my recess from reading.
Then at 4 45ish I got ready for some Mary Kay nonsense. And let me tell you, there was some Mary Kay nonsense. I was only there for like 4 hours...
Here are some highlights:
- A few black girls were in the skin care class I was watching, and while applying one of the products one of them exclaims "It's gettin' on ma WEAVE instead!"
- "OH day TOY-letts" (eau de toilette)
- Me accidentally winking at one of the girls when something funny happened? How creepy, old grandpa of me. I don't know what came over me, or my right eye, but it was closed and open again before I could even try to stop it.
song of the day: sister christian- night ranger
HP status: Harry Potter and the Prizoner of Azkaban, Chapter 14: Snape's Grudge
hahaha you and your winking! Not professional, Miss Candler. Hope you made some good sales regardless!
ReplyDeletehahaha! I love that wink! I'm glad I'm readin your blog now, it's great!
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